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Curtis Jerry Smothers - Freelance Blogger/Tutor
A representative portfolio of some of humorous (at least to me) articles
A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barkeep asks, "Why the long face?" *ba-dum-bump* So if you like a good joke or go along with Mark Twain's premise that most humor comes from tragedy, you might enjoy the following sample articles I wrote for Helium before that site's tragic -- albeit humorous -- demise.
Run your cursor across the images below for links to a sampling of my articles:
Amish Are Cruel
Yes, they mistreat their horses.
Smartphone App
Billions and billions of smartphones run by not-so-smart people...
Country Music
My girl left me and took my dog and pickup truck. I think I'll write a song about it. It's called, "I'm walkin' around in circles, since you nailed my foot to the floor."
Chad in the Men's Room
Okay, it was just a dream, but it wasn't very politically correct.
High School Reunions
Who are all those old people who claimed to have gone to school with you? Read this article about my recent high school class reunion.
American Accents
In this well-sourced anthropological discourse on American linguistics, I disclose why southerners say "y'all." Actually, I don't, but read this piece for a laugh.
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